#英语[超话]#The Wolf and the Kid绘本故事

A Kid was perched up on the top of a house , and looking down saw a Wolf passing under him.
一只小羊站在屋顶上，俯身看着路过的一只狼。

Immediately the Kid began to revile and attack his enemy.
羊开始咒骂、攻击它的劲敌。

"Murderer and thief." he yelled at the wolf,"what are you doing here near honest folks' houses?How dare you make an appearance where your vile deeds are known?"
它对狼喊道：“你这个杀人犯，盗贼，你在我们这些老实人的家旁边干什么？你的罪行人尽皆知，你还敢来这儿？”

"Those are bold words," said the Wolf."I don't think you would be so courageous if you were down here with me."
狼回答道：“真是狂妄。你要下来和我站在一起，绝没有这种勇气。”

Moral（寓意）
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
安全的距离给人更多的勇气。#趣味英语#

【“送命操作”[二哈]牙买加男子#电话诈骗打到FBI前局长家#】A con man is paying dearly for his crime after picking the wrong target for his telephone scam in the United States. Keniel Thomas, a 29-year-old man from Jamaica, made his first phone call to former FBI chief and CIA director William Webster on June 9, 2014, claiming that he was the head of the Mega Millions lottery and that Webster had won 15.5 million U.S. dollars and a 2014 Mercedes Benz, NBC news has reported. He later asked Webster to pay him 50,000 U.S. dollars to cover the prize taxes and that’s when Webster began to realize that something wasn’t quite right. The scammer then became impatient and even threatened to spy on and kill Webster and his wife when the couple didn’t pay him the money. Frightened by the threats, Webster notified the FBI about the incident and Thomas was later identified and arrested on December 18, 2017. He was sentenced to 71 months in prison last week in the U.S. and will be deported after he serves his prison term. Webster’s wife Lynda told NBC news that they had received several telephone scams in the past, but what made the man stand out was that he was vile.

【白熊诗词】致傻比[坏笑][坏笑]
天生贱骨头，蠢陋不知羞。
自恃多高贵，偏为最末流。
谄姿泥底烂，臭觜溷中游。
纵有衣冠好，难遮暗毒钩。

[坏笑][坏笑]这首没有作品编号[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] 送给左B[坏笑][坏笑]

突然明白了图中这只蛆为什么会发疯了，大概是今年US News的大学排名，UCLA第一次排在了Berkeley前面。
作为精神Berkeley优秀毕业生，怎么能忍得下这口恶气呢？
不过，毕竟是脑残，毕竟是装B，它怎么会知道，正宗Berkeley人从来不跟UCLA对骂。每次我们Bruins打Trojans，Berkeley金熊熊会帮我们加油打气，如果我们赢了，金熊熊也会一起欢呼雀跃。
所以，这种或许只是住在Berkeley周围贫民窟的蟑螂，就不要继续破坏我们两个校区之间的友谊了。
也别再自称是Berkeley的了，丢人，UC系统一家亲，我也不希望金熊熊的名声被糟蹋。虽然不是什么顶尖名校，但第二梯队总还是有的[吃瓜][吃瓜]

黄左是比白左恶心好几倍的生物。本不是受左派教育熏陶的，却下贱地尬贴上去，为了跪舔献媚，连“中国造了长城照样无法抵御胡人”都说得出口，心比纳米碳管黑体还黑。
可纵然如此枉费心机，还是被白左踩在食物链的底端，这得是多么惊人的智商和情商才能取得的辉煌成就啊！

也不知道那个光看ID名就宛若智障的imposter SAT考了多少分，去的是西太平洋还是克莱登大学，唉，要不把下面这些词背一下，可以增加vocabulary哦，可以考更高分哦：

Abhorrent, abominable, abysmal, asinine, atrocious, diabolical, execrable, fatuous, fiendish, grotesque, heinous, hideous, imbecile, lunatic, nefarious, obnoxious, puerile, rancorous, reek, repugnant, repulsive, skanky, sleazy, vile, wanton.

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