#薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦新舞林大会#
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机:
别人家男神:啊,这么晚你们还来啊,等了很久了吧,幸苦大家了!
我们家神经病:啊,你们那么晚还来啊,你们都不用上课啊,你们为接我都妻离子散,何必呢
粉丝送瓜子:(估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...)
别家男神:谢谢你哦,我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分:神经病啊?! 送这个干嘛!!(谁让你爱嗑瓜子)
送饮料:
别家男神:谢谢你哦,想的真周到,幸苦了!
咱家精分:啊,送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
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2.爱豆爱称:
别家:欧巴,哥哥,老公,wulu××...
谦友:老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名:
别家男神:小可爱,×粉……
咱家智障:粪叉… (这个是真实的,如果不是粉丝阻止,我们真有可能叫粪叉)
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3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝:
别家男神:谢谢谢谢,你小心点
咱家智障:分两种情况
①come yo~hey~(跟着一起嗨)
②神经病啊!鬼啊!我不要面子的啊!
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路:
别家偶像:我的粉丝就是我的支柱,就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦:我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的,等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...(ps薛三岁永远都不会过气)
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5.关于送礼物:
别家粉丝:送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友:旺旺大礼包,阿胶枣。炸鸡,鸭舌。真心瓜子,,,包装则为超市塑料袋(或直接塞怀里)
谦谦:你们爱我能认真点吗?
谦友:但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
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6.关于整容事件:
别家男神:我保证我没有整过,我的脸是纯天然的!
谦谦:我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的,来你看看我打过没有……
(ps谦谦是有打过几针的,之后再也没有了!!!因为他已经够瘦了!!
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7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊:×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星:我也是,加油什么的
二谦:都是托/好假 (爱你心好累)
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8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家:爱豆怎么了 ,好心疼 没事吧……
谦友:你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子! 败家老爷们
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9.关于专辑
别家:我出专辑了,大家快来买啊
谦谦:这只有三首歌,大家网上听听就好了,还是别买了
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10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家:哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家:男人有钱就变坏,薛之谦我们分手
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11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神:能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障:这里面帮我加个激情戏……
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12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家:哇,上线了,好开心,终于活捉一只……
谦友:薛之谦你个大傻子,网瘾少年,晚上又不好好睡觉,一晚只睡四小时,快滚回去睡[怒]!
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13.关于微博配图
别家偶像:不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦:专业拍厕所二十年
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没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年,我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机:
别人家男神:啊,这么晚你们还来啊,等了很久了吧,幸苦大家了!
我们家神经病:啊,你们那么晚还来啊,你们都不用上课啊,你们为接我都妻离子散,何必呢
粉丝送瓜子:(估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...)
别家男神:谢谢你哦,我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分:神经病啊?! 送这个干嘛!!(谁让你爱嗑瓜子)
送饮料:
别家男神:谢谢你哦,想的真周到,幸苦了!
咱家精分:啊,送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
·····················································································
2.爱豆爱称:
别家:欧巴,哥哥,老公,wulu××...
谦友:老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名:
别家男神:小可爱,×粉……
咱家智障:粪叉… (这个是真实的,如果不是粉丝阻止,我们真有可能叫粪叉)
·····················································································
3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝:
别家男神:谢谢谢谢,你小心点
咱家智障:分两种情况
①come yo~hey~(跟着一起嗨)
②神经病啊!鬼啊!我不要面子的啊!
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路:
别家偶像:我的粉丝就是我的支柱,就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦:我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的,等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...(ps薛三岁永远都不会过气)
·····················································································
5.关于送礼物:
别家粉丝:送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友:旺旺大礼包,阿胶枣。炸鸡,鸭舌。真心瓜子,,,包装则为超市塑料袋(或直接塞怀里)
谦谦:你们爱我能认真点吗?
谦友:但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
·····················································································
6.关于整容事件:
别家男神:我保证我没有整过,我的脸是纯天然的!
谦谦:我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的,来你看看我打过没有……
(ps谦谦是有打过几针的,之后再也没有了!!!因为他已经够瘦了!!
·····················································································
7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊:×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星:我也是,加油什么的
二谦:都是托/好假 (爱你心好累)
·····················································································
8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家:爱豆怎么了 ,好心疼 没事吧……
谦友:你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子! 败家老爷们
·····················································································
9.关于专辑
别家:我出专辑了,大家快来买啊
谦谦:这只有三首歌,大家网上听听就好了,还是别买了
·····················································································
10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家:哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家:男人有钱就变坏,薛之谦我们分手
·····················································································
11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神:能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障:这里面帮我加个激情戏……
·····················································································
12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家:哇,上线了,好开心,终于活捉一只……
谦友:薛之谦你个大傻子,网瘾少年,晚上又不好好睡觉,一晚只睡四小时,快滚回去睡[怒]!
·····················································································
13.关于微博配图
别家偶像:不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦:专业拍厕所二十年
·····················································································
没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年,我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
鲁家襄:国家二级心理咨询师,婚恋情感导师,阳光少年成长计划公益项目心理咨询师,深圳红十会心理救援总队队员,高级企业培训师,雷得教育教研专家组成员、资深家庭教育指导师;深圳市五星义工,从事二十多年的教师、街道妇联、婚恋情感导师、心理咨询师等工作,曾参与司法娇治、社区精分家属计划公益项目(民政局)、社区精残家属帮助计划、阳光少年成长计划等多类政府帮扶项目任心理咨询师,协助策划、担任执行、负责妇联家庭纠纷调解、指导社区反家暴宣传、辖区学校问题青少年辅导与心理干预,针对人际关系、婚恋情感、青少年情绪行为障碍有丰富的个案经验,全程参考“深圳12•2O滑坡事件”善后处理工作,针对遇难者家属应激心理问题进行有效的干预,桥恩心理特约婚恋情感导师。
在我感到无聊的时候,总有冲动想旅游想看世界
但是真正在路上累成狗,经历各种吃不惯睡不好时,又愤恨自己平时是电影不好看还是零食不好吃
我就是一个精分又冲动并且经常自以为是的人,好在回过头还知道反省下自我,然后坚决不改的我行我素
二十多年了,有时候觉得自己变化挺大的,有时又觉得一直就是这样,徒然虚长了年岁。
但是真正在路上累成狗,经历各种吃不惯睡不好时,又愤恨自己平时是电影不好看还是零食不好吃
我就是一个精分又冲动并且经常自以为是的人,好在回过头还知道反省下自我,然后坚决不改的我行我素
二十多年了,有时候觉得自己变化挺大的,有时又觉得一直就是这样,徒然虚长了年岁。
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