阿怡说今天看到一只在阳光下晒太阳的过气的烂番茄捏了捏 熟透了的味儿
下午六点三十分那边路过一个从2号口下来到健身房健身的女学生
六点三十八分前面又来了两个从一号口去麦叔买吃的然后坐在烂番茄旁边聊天吃火龙果的男孩子 好像还有面包
极度怀疑分泌腺今天忘记分泌某种蛋白酶所有入口的食物都没能消化掉却始终感觉不到饱腹感
烂番茄就是烂番茄紫红紫红的 不过很好吃
下午六点三十分那边路过一个从2号口下来到健身房健身的女学生
六点三十八分前面又来了两个从一号口去麦叔买吃的然后坐在烂番茄旁边聊天吃火龙果的男孩子 好像还有面包
极度怀疑分泌腺今天忘记分泌某种蛋白酶所有入口的食物都没能消化掉却始终感觉不到饱腹感
烂番茄就是烂番茄紫红紫红的 不过很好吃
#推书# 最近都是看哲学书，你们也不感兴趣。昨晚无意看到一本小言，名字也很中二《我在豪门养崽盘大佬》。讲述一只蛇精幻化成人形，穿越到18线过气女明星身上，这蛇精单纯而逗逼，怕冷、贪吃、能够躺着就不会站着，还特别喜欢盘人。除了自恋爆棚的美貌，没什么文化又很肤浅，好在一路上都很幸运，还有总裁老公保驾护航，娱乐圈爽文。有点拖沓和狗血，总体好好笑，昨晚太寂寞也追到3点。[哈哈]
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#薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦新舞林大会#
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机：
别人家男神：啊，这么晚你们还来啊，等了很久了吧，幸苦大家了！
我们家神经病：啊，你们那么晚还来啊，你们都不用上课啊，你们为接我都妻离子散，何必呢
粉丝送瓜子：（估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...）
别家男神：谢谢你哦，我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分：神经病啊？！ 送这个干嘛！！（谁让你爱嗑瓜子）
送饮料：
别家男神：谢谢你哦，想的真周到，幸苦了！
咱家精分：啊，送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
·····················································································
2.爱豆爱称：
别家：欧巴，哥哥，老公，wulu××...
谦友：老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名：
别家男神：小可爱，×粉……
咱家智障：粪叉… （这个是真实的，如果不是粉丝阻止，我们真有可能叫粪叉）
·····················································································
3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝：
别家男神：谢谢谢谢，你小心点
咱家智障：分两种情况
①come yo～hey～（跟着一起嗨）
②神经病啊！鬼啊！我不要面子的啊！
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路：
别家偶像：我的粉丝就是我的支柱，就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦：我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的，等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...（ps薛三岁永远都不会过气）
·····················································································
5.关于送礼物：
别家粉丝：送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友：旺旺大礼包，阿胶枣。炸鸡，鸭舌。真心瓜子，，，包装则为超市塑料袋（或直接塞怀里）
谦谦：你们爱我能认真点吗？
谦友：但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
·····················································································
6.关于整容事件：
别家男神：我保证我没有整过，我的脸是纯天然的！
谦谦：我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的，来你看看我打过没有……
（ps谦谦是有打过几针的，之后再也没有了！！！因为他已经够瘦了！！
·····················································································
7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊：×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星：我也是，加油什么的
二谦：都是托／好假 （爱你心好累）
·····················································································
8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家：爱豆怎么了 ，好心疼 没事吧……
谦友：你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子！ 败家老爷们
·····················································································
9.关于专辑
别家：我出专辑了，大家快来买啊
谦谦：这只有三首歌，大家网上听听就好了，还是别买了
·····················································································
10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家：哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家：男人有钱就变坏，薛之谦我们分手
·····················································································
11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神：能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障：这里面帮我加个激情戏……
·····················································································
12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家：哇，上线了，好开心，终于活捉一只……
谦友：薛之谦你个大傻子，网瘾少年，晚上又不好好睡觉，一晚只睡四小时，快滚回去睡[怒]！
·····················································································
13.关于微博配图
别家偶像：不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦：专业拍厕所二十年
·····················································································
没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年，我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机：
别人家男神：啊，这么晚你们还来啊，等了很久了吧，幸苦大家了！
我们家神经病：啊，你们那么晚还来啊，你们都不用上课啊，你们为接我都妻离子散，何必呢
粉丝送瓜子：（估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...）
别家男神：谢谢你哦，我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分：神经病啊？！ 送这个干嘛！！（谁让你爱嗑瓜子）
送饮料：
别家男神：谢谢你哦，想的真周到，幸苦了！
咱家精分：啊，送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
·····················································································
2.爱豆爱称：
别家：欧巴，哥哥，老公，wulu××...
谦友：老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名：
别家男神：小可爱，×粉……
咱家智障：粪叉… （这个是真实的，如果不是粉丝阻止，我们真有可能叫粪叉）
·····················································································
3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝：
别家男神：谢谢谢谢，你小心点
咱家智障：分两种情况
①come yo～hey～（跟着一起嗨）
②神经病啊！鬼啊！我不要面子的啊！
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路：
别家偶像：我的粉丝就是我的支柱，就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦：我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的，等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...（ps薛三岁永远都不会过气）
·····················································································
5.关于送礼物：
别家粉丝：送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友：旺旺大礼包，阿胶枣。炸鸡，鸭舌。真心瓜子，，，包装则为超市塑料袋（或直接塞怀里）
谦谦：你们爱我能认真点吗？
谦友：但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
·····················································································
6.关于整容事件：
别家男神：我保证我没有整过，我的脸是纯天然的！
谦谦：我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的，来你看看我打过没有……
（ps谦谦是有打过几针的，之后再也没有了！！！因为他已经够瘦了！！
·····················································································
7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊：×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星：我也是，加油什么的
二谦：都是托／好假 （爱你心好累）
·····················································································
8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家：爱豆怎么了 ，好心疼 没事吧……
谦友：你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子！ 败家老爷们
·····················································································
9.关于专辑
别家：我出专辑了，大家快来买啊
谦谦：这只有三首歌，大家网上听听就好了，还是别买了
·····················································································
10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家：哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家：男人有钱就变坏，薛之谦我们分手
·····················································································
11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神：能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障：这里面帮我加个激情戏……
·····················································································
12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家：哇，上线了，好开心，终于活捉一只……
谦友：薛之谦你个大傻子，网瘾少年，晚上又不好好睡觉，一晚只睡四小时，快滚回去睡[怒]！
·····················································································
13.关于微博配图
别家偶像：不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦：专业拍厕所二十年
·····················································································
没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年，我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
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