【汉译英欣赏】妻子正和女儿聊天，丈夫拎着一只猪蹄进来了。妻问“叫你买青菜，怎么买了蹄膀？”丈夫一拍脑袋：“看我这记性！”“你…老糊涂了？”妻嘟囔着，拎着猪蹄进厨房。女儿问爸“你怎么了？”“嘘，轻点，我装的。”“为什么？”“你妈说为了我健康，劝我吃素，我要不装痴呆，根本吃不上肉！” ​​​A wife was chatting with her daughter when her husband came in with a pig's foot. His wife asked, "I asked you to buy green vegetables. Why did you buy a pig's foot?" The husband patted his head, regretting "How poor my memory is!" "Are you an old fool?" His wife complained, carrying the foot into the kitchen. The daughter asked her father, "What's the matter with you?" "Shh, take it easy, I pretended to have been forgetful." "Why?" "Your mother said that for my health, I should be vegetarian. If I didn't pretend to be stupid, I couldn't eat meat at all!"

这个衣服真的就像把一只猪蹄捆起来然后卤。不忍直视自己的背。旁若无人的自我训练。好不像我。可能我变了吧。今天好累哦。培训也很满意。给自己点赞。傍晚还是去运动了下。踏实和满足。晚上煎了些牛排和鱼。小小叶给所有人都说了一遍。我妈烧的菜真的太好吃了。你们什么时候来我家做客。猴哥似乎瞬间从昨天我晚归的小小不开心里抽离出来。可能我真的有些重要吧。可能我稍微少一点自我关注会好一点。刚刚浇花的时候，电视里放梅婷在弹钢琴，不知啥电视剧，这种琐碎和日常声音或许是生活最安宁平静的样子吧。我在想，我也一定会学会的。只是现在的我有太多的东西想学，太多的人要陪伴，太多的事情要做。但一定会的。等着我哦。我们要保持对生活的好奇，对事物的期待。生活里有些期待总是好的。晚安。

【女子荒郊野岭看到100元红包，正准备捡起抬头一看吓懵：不敢捡！】7月17日，贵州贵阳。贵阳一女子在荒郊野岭看到一个醒目的红包，红包是打开的100元好像被故意抽出来，即便在山间小路也是非常显眼的，但是却没人捡走好端端摆放在那里。女子刚想将其捡起来抬头一看，瞬间打住赶紧往回走并念叨“霉运求放过”。原来前方不远处有一堆烧完的纸，上面还有一箱八宝粥和一只猪蹄。对此网友是议论纷纷，有人觉得不应该太迷信，还有网友则觉得最好是路不拾遗。