英语有一类笑话,是靠英语语言本身,如果你英语比较好 就知道其中的笑点。
"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."[允悲]
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."[允悲]
"Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
Yelling at the sky,
仰天嘶喊,
Screaming at the world,
对世尖啸,
Baby, why'd your go away?
你为什么要离我而去呢,
I’m still your girl,
我依然对你倾心,
Holding on too tight,
紧紧抓着不放,
Head up in the clouds,
望向云端,
Heaven only knows where you are now,
恐怕只有老天才知道你身处何方,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I'm alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you're just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait ’til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每晚我都与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
比翼联翩 风华绝代,
Never got the chance,
已然没有机会,
To say a last goodbye,
与你作最后的告别,
I gotta move on,
生活不停 我必须向前,
But it hurts to try,
但每一步都走得痛彻心扉,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I'm alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you're just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait 'til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每晚我都与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
舞步蹁跹 美得动人心魄,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I’m alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you’re just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait 'til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I’m dancing with your ghost,
夜幕降临 我便独自翩翩,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每当此刻 就好似与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
孑然一人也当做你在身边。
仰天嘶喊,
Screaming at the world,
对世尖啸,
Baby, why'd your go away?
你为什么要离我而去呢,
I’m still your girl,
我依然对你倾心,
Holding on too tight,
紧紧抓着不放,
Head up in the clouds,
望向云端,
Heaven only knows where you are now,
恐怕只有老天才知道你身处何方,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I'm alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you're just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait ’til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每晚我都与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
比翼联翩 风华绝代,
Never got the chance,
已然没有机会,
To say a last goodbye,
与你作最后的告别,
I gotta move on,
生活不停 我必须向前,
But it hurts to try,
但每一步都走得痛彻心扉,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I'm alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you're just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait 'til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每晚我都与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
舞步蹁跹 美得动人心魄,
How do I love, how do I love again?
我该如何 如何再爱上某人,
How do I trust, how do I trust again?
我该怎样 怎样再敞开心扉,
I stay up all night,
我彻夜难眠,
Tell myself I’m alright,
骗自己一切都好,
Baby, you’re just harder to see than most,
骗自己你在这里只是难以看到,
I put the record on,
我放起唱片,
Wait 'til I hear our song,
等着听到我们的歌,
Every night I’m dancing with your ghost,
夜幕降临 我便独自翩翩,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
每当此刻 就好似与你的灵魂共舞,
Every night I'm dancing with your ghost,
孑然一人也当做你在身边。
「Breakfast Time」
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