#薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦##薛之谦新舞林大会#
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机:
别人家男神:啊,这么晚你们还来啊,等了很久了吧,幸苦大家了!
我们家神经病:啊,你们那么晚还来啊,你们都不用上课啊,你们为接我都妻离子散,何必呢
粉丝送瓜子:(估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...)
别家男神:谢谢你哦,我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分:神经病啊?! 送这个干嘛!!(谁让你爱嗑瓜子)
送饮料:
别家男神:谢谢你哦,想的真周到,幸苦了!
咱家精分:啊,送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
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2.爱豆爱称:
别家:欧巴,哥哥,老公,wulu××...
谦友:老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名:
别家男神:小可爱,×粉……
咱家智障:粪叉… (这个是真实的,如果不是粉丝阻止,我们真有可能叫粪叉)
·····················································································
3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝:
别家男神:谢谢谢谢,你小心点
咱家智障:分两种情况
①come yo~hey~(跟着一起嗨)
②神经病啊!鬼啊!我不要面子的啊!
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路:
别家偶像:我的粉丝就是我的支柱,就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦:我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的,等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...(ps薛三岁永远都不会过气)
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5.关于送礼物:
别家粉丝:送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友:旺旺大礼包,阿胶枣。炸鸡,鸭舌。真心瓜子,,,包装则为超市塑料袋(或直接塞怀里)
谦谦:你们爱我能认真点吗?
谦友:但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
·····················································································
6.关于整容事件:
别家男神:我保证我没有整过,我的脸是纯天然的!
谦谦:我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的,来你看看我打过没有……
(ps谦谦是有打过几针的,之后再也没有了!!!因为他已经够瘦了!!
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7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊:×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星:我也是,加油什么的
二谦:都是托/好假 (爱你心好累)
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8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家:爱豆怎么了 ,好心疼 没事吧……
谦友:你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子! 败家老爷们
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9.关于专辑
别家:我出专辑了,大家快来买啊
谦谦:这只有三首歌,大家网上听听就好了,还是别买了
·····················································································
10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家:哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家:男人有钱就变坏,薛之谦我们分手
·····················································································
11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神:能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障:这里面帮我加个激情戏……
·····················································································
12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家:哇,上线了,好开心,终于活捉一只……
谦友:薛之谦你个大傻子,网瘾少年,晚上又不好好睡觉,一晚只睡四小时,快滚回去睡[怒]!
·····················································································
13.关于微博配图
别家偶像:不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦:专业拍厕所二十年
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没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年,我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
关于薛之谦:
1.粉丝深夜机场接机:
别人家男神:啊,这么晚你们还来啊,等了很久了吧,幸苦大家了!
我们家神经病:啊,你们那么晚还来啊,你们都不用上课啊,你们为接我都妻离子散,何必呢
粉丝送瓜子:(估计只有我们谦友会送 笑cry...)
别家男神:谢谢你哦,我最爱吃这个了。
咱家精分:神经病啊?! 送这个干嘛!!(谁让你爱嗑瓜子)
送饮料:
别家男神:谢谢你哦,想的真周到,幸苦了!
咱家精分:啊,送这个 我真的要尿在车上了
·····················································································
2.爱豆爱称:
别家:欧巴,哥哥,老公,wulu××...
谦友:老薛...神经病...卖串串的...大傻子...败家老爷们…
爱豆给粉丝想粉丝名:
别家男神:小可爱,×粉……
咱家智障:粪叉… (这个是真实的,如果不是粉丝阻止,我们真有可能叫粪叉)
·····················································································
3.关于遇到疯狂粉丝:
别家男神:谢谢谢谢,你小心点
咱家智障:分两种情况
①come yo~hey~(跟着一起嗨)
②神经病啊!鬼啊!我不要面子的啊!
·····················································································
4.关于今后的发展道路:
别家偶像:我的粉丝就是我的支柱,就是我做偶像的动力...
谦谦:我知道自己早晚有一天会过气的,等过气了我就再好好做生意然后好好做音乐...(ps薛三岁永远都不会过气)
·····················································································
5.关于送礼物:
别家粉丝:送的都是包装精美的礼物或熊抱或其他精致的东西。
谦友:旺旺大礼包,阿胶枣。炸鸡,鸭舌。真心瓜子,,,包装则为超市塑料袋(或直接塞怀里)
谦谦:你们爱我能认真点吗?
谦友:但你真的很爱嗑瓜子。
·····················································································
6.关于整容事件:
别家男神:我保证我没有整过,我的脸是纯天然的!
谦谦:我跟你们说我打过瘦脸针的,来你看看我打过没有……
(ps谦谦是有打过几针的,之后再也没有了!!!因为他已经够瘦了!!
·····················································································
7.当粉丝在某综艺里呐喊:×××明星 我喜欢你时
别家明星:我也是,加油什么的
二谦:都是托/好假 (爱你心好累)
·····················································································
8.关于丢手机丢行李
别家:爱豆怎么了 ,好心疼 没事吧……
谦友:你说说你这是丢的第几台手机了 丢的第几个行李箱了 你就不能长点心啊 大傻子! 败家老爷们
·····················································································
9.关于专辑
别家:我出专辑了,大家快来买啊
谦谦:这只有三首歌,大家网上听听就好了,还是别买了
·····················································································
10.别人家爱豆的mv里有激情戏
别家:哇我家爱豆身材好好
自家:男人有钱就变坏,薛之谦我们分手
·····················································································
11.对于激情戏的表现
别家男神:能不能删了这个部分……
我家智障:这里面帮我加个激情戏……
·····················································································
12.关于爱豆晚上不睡觉微博上线
别家:哇,上线了,好开心,终于活捉一只……
谦友:薛之谦你个大傻子,网瘾少年,晚上又不好好睡觉,一晚只睡四小时,快滚回去睡[怒]!
·····················································································
13.关于微博配图
别家偶像:不美景就是健身房不是剧组就是与其他明星的美照
二谦:专业拍厕所二十年
·····················································································
没办法
就是喜欢薛之谦
偶像智障多年,我们谦友不离不弃
永远快乐薛之谦
我心终有谦谦结
cr.微博
#CTO男团[超话]#
整个被CTO笑惨了哈哈哈哈哈随时随地能表演,实力一流,搞笑的恰到好处,梗超多的六个人!完美搭配!
鱼白真的笑惨,每个人都好可爱好好玩啊[心]
cei丁壳cei出来的c位和队长
抖音神曲信手拈来随便加和声
穿拖鞋跳主打歌还无敌整齐
多国语言混搭还洋溢着泰国风情
CTO完美组合
胆小怕蚂蚁的大眼主舞史努比仕伟!
爱哭又自恋的团欺天然呆饶舌振纬!
霸气十足低音炮梗超多大家长梓宁!
舞担主唱温柔又官方的精分喵宇庆!
吃货主唱笑容超甜的撩妹高手梓鑫!
手精本精腿长温柔会撩小狮子薛恩!
好喜欢这个团呜呜呜
今夜鱼白笑点盘点
p1和p2 夸张的企业文化[允悲]
p3和p4 双桅紫芋鑫恩了!
薛恩强吻梓鑫未成功,家长组温柔拥抱其他组乖乖照顾cp
p5 搞笑团体
p6 振纬不吃牛肉的原因
p7 被坑的梓宁第二次变魔术
p8 宇庆[喵喵]说仕伟怕蚂蚁
p9 老板模仿官方庆
整个被CTO笑惨了哈哈哈哈哈随时随地能表演,实力一流,搞笑的恰到好处,梗超多的六个人!完美搭配!
鱼白真的笑惨,每个人都好可爱好好玩啊[心]
cei丁壳cei出来的c位和队长
抖音神曲信手拈来随便加和声
穿拖鞋跳主打歌还无敌整齐
多国语言混搭还洋溢着泰国风情
CTO完美组合
胆小怕蚂蚁的大眼主舞史努比仕伟!
爱哭又自恋的团欺天然呆饶舌振纬!
霸气十足低音炮梗超多大家长梓宁!
舞担主唱温柔又官方的精分喵宇庆!
吃货主唱笑容超甜的撩妹高手梓鑫!
手精本精腿长温柔会撩小狮子薛恩!
好喜欢这个团呜呜呜
今夜鱼白笑点盘点
p1和p2 夸张的企业文化[允悲]
p3和p4 双桅紫芋鑫恩了!
薛恩强吻梓鑫未成功,家长组温柔拥抱其他组乖乖照顾cp
p5 搞笑团体
p6 振纬不吃牛肉的原因
p7 被坑的梓宁第二次变魔术
p8 宇庆[喵喵]说仕伟怕蚂蚁
p9 老板模仿官方庆
结局的时候真的差点以为是李天然精分杀了师傅但是忘了 结果只是师兄嘴硬??随便一套就说了真话??彭于晏帅气的脸庞和身材get it刻意压低的嗓子阴冷的声音完全不喜欢 全场出戏 脸蛋太帅了感觉满脸的胶原蛋白其实也不是很适合民国的画风 他穿着裁缝给他做的长褂的时候也不是很适合
恩。。。。我就是一个吹毛求疵的人[作揖] 毕竟人家已经有帅气的脸庞和八块腹肌了
ps:周韵太好看了!
恩。。。。我就是一个吹毛求疵的人[作揖] 毕竟人家已经有帅气的脸庞和八块腹肌了
ps:周韵太好看了!
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