A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later..
The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either...
The nun agreed…
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either...
Let's give the summary of the week. I
was so busy and I had a lot to do. Finally, this week is going go have an end. I'm so happy that I can be free. But I still have a lot things to do, and there is a to-do-list for me to deal with. This is a busy semester, not so free than last semster. But I also learned a lot from this semester. Maybe it's the meaning of the life, I think. Nighty night.
was so busy and I had a lot to do. Finally, this week is going go have an end. I'm so happy that I can be free. But I still have a lot things to do, and there is a to-do-list for me to deal with. This is a busy semester, not so free than last semster. But I also learned a lot from this semester. Maybe it's the meaning of the life, I think. Nighty night.
“父亲去世后不久，母亲就赌博成瘾了，我们开始拖欠起了房租。后来我在她钱包里发现了张菲律宾赌场的会员卡，这才意识到是怎么回事。我试过跟她对质，结果她却恼火了，说我没权利教她该做什么。从那之后，她开始一连消失好多天。我没钱做毕业设计，平时也是跟亲戚借吃的来养活弟弟妹妹们。几个月前，房东终于把我们赶了出来，我们只好搬进了贫民区。贫民区又吵又脏，但我尽量忽略杂乱的环境，一门心思扑在学业上。现在我们住在疏散中心，因为贫民区被烧毁了。学校的朋友在帮我解决吃和穿的问题，在此期间，我一直保持着良好的成绩。4月3号我就要以中等师范教育学位毕业了，以后我要当一名教师。我觉得我已经学到了一种特殊的本领，就是老师一定要把个人问题放到课堂之外。”
(马尼拉，菲律宾)
“Soon after my father passed away, my mother got addicted to gambling. We began falling behind on the rent. I realized what was happening when I found a Casino Filipino membership card in her wallet. I tried confronting her, but she got furious. She told me I had no right to tell her what to do. She began to disappear for days at a time. There was no money for my thesis project at school. I’d borrow food from our relatives just to feed my younger siblings. Then a few months ago our landlord finally kicked us out and we moved into a slum. It was so noisy and dirty. But I did my best to ignore it and focus on my schoolwork. We live in an evacuation center now because the slum burned down. My friends at school have been helping me with clothes and food.And during it all, I’ve kept up my grades. I’m graduating on April 3rd with a degree in Secondary Education. I’m going to become a teacher. I think I've already learned a special skill that teachers have to keep their personal problems out of the classroom.”
(Manila, Philippines)
(马尼拉，菲律宾)
“Soon after my father passed away, my mother got addicted to gambling. We began falling behind on the rent. I realized what was happening when I found a Casino Filipino membership card in her wallet. I tried confronting her, but she got furious. She told me I had no right to tell her what to do. She began to disappear for days at a time. There was no money for my thesis project at school. I’d borrow food from our relatives just to feed my younger siblings. Then a few months ago our landlord finally kicked us out and we moved into a slum. It was so noisy and dirty. But I did my best to ignore it and focus on my schoolwork. We live in an evacuation center now because the slum burned down. My friends at school have been helping me with clothes and food.And during it all, I’ve kept up my grades. I’m graduating on April 3rd with a degree in Secondary Education. I’m going to become a teacher. I think I've already learned a special skill that teachers have to keep their personal problems out of the classroom.”
(Manila, Philippines)
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