原本的快乐

高中的时候班主任教数学的，她会“羞辱”基础计算出问题的朋友，让他们去买一种叫“口算本儿”的东西，横着的，封面儿是一条大鱼

这叫我学来了，不说没断过，时不时来点儿，我是纯为了乐子。其实老师也是希望学生能少点儿这种不该犯的问题，据我所知那几位被assign口算本儿副本儿的朋友后来都考了国内Top2学校（I’m not talking about causation, don’t even know shit about correlation )。记得之前玩那个川岛博士的脑锻炼也有这种算术题吧，反正我特喜欢，很解压

现在买不到那种小书了，真的好怀念啊

I have heard that you guys want to know the 15cm pudding's measurements~~

[相爱] That's why today I'm gonna answer the questions relating to 15cm's fitting [挤眼]

One of the important tips I've learned is that 15cm pudding has a chubby body, he can wear some smaller 20cm shirts, while some small 15cm clothes can be too tight and not be able to fit him [奶瓶]

For Jaekiyo's fitting, he has a regular-size body and can fit into almost any 20cm outfit, so you shouldn't be worried about this matter [上课了]

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you think I'm gonna fall for an illusion
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dance all night, dance all night
dance all night, dance, dance