Since the Spring Festival, I dream every day after I go to bed, all kinds of strange, young, terrible, terrible, bloody... It seems that from the beginning of my memory to the age of 30, every year, every day, every hour, I have to show it in my dreams, interspersed with each other. The first second is 2008, and the next may be the beginning of the millennium. Then I didn't dare to sleep at night and became sleepy during the day. I don't know what the result will be. If you have offended me, please forgive me.

父母跟孩子说英语，说些什么好呢？
除了日常唠叨和表扬批评，宝爸宝妈还可以试试放（hu）飞（shuo）想（ba）象（dao），给孩子营造一个奇幻的世界。
前天晚上一起看了经典电影《侏罗纪公园》，我就忽悠Tritium说第二天跟舅公一家一起去郊游野餐的活动是坐直升机去Jurassic Park看恐龙——他刚被velociraptor虐得不轻，就说：
I don't want to go.
我继续信口开河：
the ticket is expensive. 100 yuan each. Grand uncle bought the tickets for us...
昨天我总算把故事兜底了，在一家砂锅粥店吃饭时带他去看海鲜池：this is the Jurassic Park!
（这么干的前提，是我把各种恐龙、虾蟹的英文表达基本上都透析过，张口就来。）

有4人都集中在今天说我瘦了。
其实是春天的头发炸毛了，显脸小。
我也不想解释。
有天随口一句“蛋白粉吃完了要买了”，一位男朋友惊讶的 娘娘的说，“吃这个会长胖的”。
撸铁以来，最大的收获除了健康，就是学会了“道不同、不啰嗦，一般关系笑笑过”。

#锻炼健身打卡#
1h的背+肩+椭圆机+跳绳
例假后期，所有运动量减半。
今天又get一个新动作，非常喜欢，练了大约6组each。