S2EP2+4 K&C
(At the pens)
——-
BA: Right, good morning team. My name is EBA and I’m the new minister in charge of religious genoide.
Now, if you play straight with me you’ll find me a considerate employer, but cross me and you’ll find that under this playful boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.
Now my man you are ?
MRP: Eh, jailor Sir, my Lord.
BA: Good, well done and your name is ?
MRP: Ploppy Sir.
BA: Ploppy ?
MRP: Yes Sir.
BA: Ploppy the jailor ?
MRP: That’s right Sir. Ploppy son of Ploppy.
BA: Ploppy, son of Ploppy the jailor ?
MRP: Ah ach no Sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be jailor.
My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper.
It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.
BA: Yes you are to be congratulated, my friend, we, we live in an age where illness and deformity are common place and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual that I have ever met.
I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off.
MRP: There’s no many bosses would be that considerate sir.
BA: Thank you Ploppy, I do my best. Now then woman. if indeed you are a woman, what is your function on death row ?
MRSP: I’m the last meal cook Sir. The prisoners may ask for what they fancy for there last meal…..
BA: And you cook for them what they desire ?
MRSP: Oh yes Sir, provided they ask for sausages. Otherwise they tend to get a tiny bit disappointed. Sausages is all I got.
BA: You are clearly a woman of principle and compassion mistress eh ?
MRSP: Ploppy Sir.
BA: Ah, so you are married to…
MRSP: No, many people think that but it’s pure coincidence. We did laugh when first we found out. “Good morning” mistress Ploppy he’d say, and I’d say “good morning ..
MRP& MRSP: Mr. Ploppy” (both laugh)
BA: The long winter evenings must just fly by. Ah ! and you must be the boy who makes the tea ?
MRP: Ah no Sir, he’s the executioner but he does sometime make the tea.
BA: Yes, and your name is ?
B: Baldrick my Lord, but I’ll change it to Ploppy if it’ll make things easier.
BA: No thank you. I can cope with more than one name. What are you doing here ?
B: Well, it’s a hobby
MRSP: It would be more, more fun Sir if he were to change his name. Give the place a more family atmosphere.
BA: A family atmpsphere ? This is meant to be a place of pain and misery and sorrow.
MRSP: That’s what I mean Sir.
MRP: Eh, Mistress Ploppy is a bit of a social realist Sir.
BA: Now then, we’re going to run a fast efficient operation and I intend to do as little work as possible. My deputy P here will explain.
P: Good afternoon staff, my name is P and if you play fair by me you will find me a considerate employer, but if you cross me BY JOVE, you …
BA: Just tell’em the plan duckface.
P: My Lord, not in front of the staff.
BA: Get on with it.
Dr. Price: Look,
Legend The Band《Minuet in G Major, WoO 10, No. 2 (Flute Ensemble)》https://t.cn/A6fNb59f
(At the pens)
——-
BA: Right, good morning team. My name is EBA and I’m the new minister in charge of religious genoide.
Now, if you play straight with me you’ll find me a considerate employer, but cross me and you’ll find that under this playful boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.
Now my man you are ?
MRP: Eh, jailor Sir, my Lord.
BA: Good, well done and your name is ?
MRP: Ploppy Sir.
BA: Ploppy ?
MRP: Yes Sir.
BA: Ploppy the jailor ?
MRP: That’s right Sir. Ploppy son of Ploppy.
BA: Ploppy, son of Ploppy the jailor ?
MRP: Ah ach no Sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be jailor.
My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper.
It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.
BA: Yes you are to be congratulated, my friend, we, we live in an age where illness and deformity are common place and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most repulsive individual that I have ever met.
I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off.
MRP: There’s no many bosses would be that considerate sir.
BA: Thank you Ploppy, I do my best. Now then woman. if indeed you are a woman, what is your function on death row ?
MRSP: I’m the last meal cook Sir. The prisoners may ask for what they fancy for there last meal…..
BA: And you cook for them what they desire ?
MRSP: Oh yes Sir, provided they ask for sausages. Otherwise they tend to get a tiny bit disappointed. Sausages is all I got.
BA: You are clearly a woman of principle and compassion mistress eh ?
MRSP: Ploppy Sir.
BA: Ah, so you are married to…
MRSP: No, many people think that but it’s pure coincidence. We did laugh when first we found out. “Good morning” mistress Ploppy he’d say, and I’d say “good morning ..
MRP& MRSP: Mr. Ploppy” (both laugh)
BA: The long winter evenings must just fly by. Ah ! and you must be the boy who makes the tea ?
MRP: Ah no Sir, he’s the executioner but he does sometime make the tea.
BA: Yes, and your name is ?
B: Baldrick my Lord, but I’ll change it to Ploppy if it’ll make things easier.
BA: No thank you. I can cope with more than one name. What are you doing here ?
B: Well, it’s a hobby
MRSP: It would be more, more fun Sir if he were to change his name. Give the place a more family atmosphere.
BA: A family atmpsphere ? This is meant to be a place of pain and misery and sorrow.
MRSP: That’s what I mean Sir.
MRP: Eh, Mistress Ploppy is a bit of a social realist Sir.
BA: Now then, we’re going to run a fast efficient operation and I intend to do as little work as possible. My deputy P here will explain.
P: Good afternoon staff, my name is P and if you play fair by me you will find me a considerate employer, but if you cross me BY JOVE, you …
BA: Just tell’em the plan duckface.
P: My Lord, not in front of the staff.
BA: Get on with it.
Dr. Price: Look,
Legend The Band《Minuet in G Major, WoO 10, No. 2 (Flute Ensemble)》https://t.cn/A6fNb59f
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手指头因为昨天想搬一下钢轨给划了一个口子[泪]
这顶小黄帽还是很好看的
我知道我的手机壳很脏
因为新买的手机壳我为了省邮费 要跟我等了两个月的包一起到[允悲]
下次我要吃梅菜扣肉 不能总吃宫爆鸡丁了
这节课要从5:30到8:30 我好累哦[微笑]
在离家42.9公里的地方听课 我真的好累
suck my ball
mic drop
这顶小黄帽还是很好看的
我知道我的手机壳很脏
因为新买的手机壳我为了省邮费 要跟我等了两个月的包一起到[允悲]
下次我要吃梅菜扣肉 不能总吃宫爆鸡丁了
这节课要从5:30到8:30 我好累哦[微笑]
在离家42.9公里的地方听课 我真的好累
suck my ball
mic drop
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