安弟别永远能笑死我!
因为一些其他的事紧急call他,说完他问我论文咋样。
我:那个啊 还有还有一周due不急。
安弟:So you got plenty of time to make your shit up. Make up some participants and use some imaginary data to complete your dissertation.
我:❓Not really I’m still planning to carry out a real survey. I don’t think I can do what you just said.
安弟:Cmon, everybody does this. Chat with three friends, make the scripts up and claim that they have conducted 30 interviews. That’s what everybody does!
我:❓哈哈哈哈哈哈艹mkay!
也许这就是为啥安弟剑桥博士肄业了吧(不是
因为一些其他的事紧急call他,说完他问我论文咋样。
我:那个啊 还有还有一周due不急。
安弟:So you got plenty of time to make your shit up. Make up some participants and use some imaginary data to complete your dissertation.
我:❓Not really I’m still planning to carry out a real survey. I don’t think I can do what you just said.
安弟:Cmon, everybody does this. Chat with three friends, make the scripts up and claim that they have conducted 30 interviews. That’s what everybody does!
我:❓哈哈哈哈哈哈艹mkay!
也许这就是为啥安弟剑桥博士肄业了吧(不是
Soms, sa lang as in knuffel, in blik yn 'e eagen, sil alles stil wêze; soms, sa lang as in alinea tekst, ienris ferwend, sil it in permaninte touch efterlitte. D'r is in soarte fan leafde yn it libben, dy't elkoars wrâld net fersteurt, mar yn 'e djipten fan' e siel rint; elkoars libben net behinderet, allinich resoneart yn it geastlike ryk.
Soms, so lank soos 'n drukkie, 'n blik in die oë, sal alles stil wees; soms, so lank as 'n teksgedeelte, sodra dit bederf is, sal dit 'n permanente aanraking laat. Daar is 'n soort liefde in die lewe, wat nie mekaar se wêreld steur nie, maar in die dieptes van die siel wandel; nie mekaar se lewens belemmer nie, slegs resoneer in die geestelike sfeer.
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