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I'm now spending my idyllic winter holidays at home with my ears turned off for the time being. However, accidentally I overheard that a poo and pee female poet surnamed Jia has gone viral online. I have no literary sense at all. Pity that poo and pee could also be materials for poetry writing, which I am best at. Maybe I would be a sensational poet soon. https://t.cn/EwgrAXR

2011年10月Noel接受Esquire采访：
“我有三个小孩，所以如果你能在我们家唱完三分钟的歌而没有人朝你扔东西，那你就很幸运了。

“他们从来都不是Oasis的粉丝。我的新专辑里有首歌叫If I Had a Gun，歌词是‘如果我有一把枪／我会射穿太阳（If I had a gun / I'd shoot a hole in the sun）’，但是我的大儿子Donovan把它们改成了‘如果我有一把枪／我会用屁股发射（If I had a gun / I'd shoot a poo out of my bum）。’”
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