I changed the screen for the second time. I changed it again last year. I changed it again this year. I didn't have a mobile phone. I'm particularly not used to sleeping in a daze. Look at the days when I didn't have a mobile phone. I went to bed early the day before yesterday and got up early[doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge][doge]Yesterday I changed my phone twice and I came back for the first time and found the phone card slot for repairing my phoneForgot to plug in my dad and told me that he knew he wanted to change the screen and didn't unplug the card slotWho changed the screen and unplugged the thing?![Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment][Disappointment]Yesterday the mobile phone changed the screen and returned to the novel.I was woken up at around 7:40 and now a little bit sleepy[钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟][钟]
【JOKE】Teach the Baby to Speak
One day, Jack got home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their son who was only half a year old.She said "Daddy" to the baby many times. Jack felt very happy because he thought his wife first chose the word "Daddy" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, Jack and his wife were woken by the cry "Daddy".
His wife said to him, "Darling ,he is calling you." Then she turmed to sleep.
One day, Jack got home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their son who was only half a year old.She said "Daddy" to the baby many times. Jack felt very happy because he thought his wife first chose the word "Daddy" to teach their baby.
During one night several weeks later, Jack and his wife were woken by the cry "Daddy".
His wife said to him, "Darling ,he is calling you." Then she turmed to sleep.
人间真实：
"It’s no exaggeration to say that the emotional vernacular in our house is whingeing. My daughter begins the day’s antiphony as soon as she wakes up. She wants to go downstairs, and she wants me to come with her, and she wants it to happen now. She’s rarely fully conscious when this starts it’s a reflex as automatic and instinctive as yawning or stretching. Her mother or I will appeal for a few minutes grace, pleading that we haven’t fully woken up yet ourselves. At this point her whingeing increases in volume and frequency, obliterating any prospect of our staying in bed."
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"It’s no exaggeration to say that the emotional vernacular in our house is whingeing. My daughter begins the day’s antiphony as soon as she wakes up. She wants to go downstairs, and she wants me to come with her, and she wants it to happen now. She’s rarely fully conscious when this starts it’s a reflex as automatic and instinctive as yawning or stretching. Her mother or I will appeal for a few minutes grace, pleading that we haven’t fully woken up yet ourselves. At this point her whingeing increases in volume and frequency, obliterating any prospect of our staying in bed."
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