分享点近期冷笑话和爆炸好笑笑话
1. 图片上
2. 生物老师提醒我们学术性语言的重要性，有一年ig出了个题让描述intercourse，有个学生是这么写的：
"The penis gets up. It gets hot & hard. Then put the penis in vagina and out, repeat and repeat until cum"
大概用语是这样，全班笑到快岔气，老师笑得不太厉害因为她已经笑了好几年了
正确用法应该是:
"The penis is filled with blood and then erect.....我忘记了...and ejaculation"
五分的题，那个学生一分没拿（虽然很生动形象），一定一定要用学术性词汇啊，repeat and repeat笑的我半死[允悲][允悲][允悲]

My mental activity was when SHY hit two on the road.Little Kenan, you're done, the czar rushed to see Brother Ts and didn't want to run (it's over, this guy is going to be up), erect the defensive tower and still fight (me got me) one second later！！！！Huh, how can you still not die,Why is the blood coming backEh eh eh Kenan, why did you follow my script.My mental activity was when SHY hit two on the road.Little Kenan, you're done, the czar rushed to see Brother Ts and didn't want to run (it's over, this guy is going to be up), erect the defensive tower and still fight (me got me) one second later！！！！Huh, how can you still not die,Why is the blood coming backEh eh eh Kenan, why did you follow my script.At this time the czar crossed over,Brother ts is definitely thinking of me scallops！！in my heartFuck, Fuck, Fuck, Outrageous, Outrageous, Outrageous Jiang Chenglu

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背了吗？单词打卡day50

前几天认识今天不认识系列：
mow v.割/刮
embroidery n.刺绣图案
discern v.觉察
derail v.出轨/脱轨
dissident n.持不同政见者
inaugurate v.为…举行落成仪式
beckon vt.召唤/吸引
gasp v./n.气喘/喘息
swamp n.沼泽地
pasture n.牧场
barge

n.驳船
dart v.飞奔/猛冲
agitate

vt.摇动

昨天认识今天不认识系列：
erect v.建造adj.勃起的
dwarf

n.小矮人adj.矮小的

（8.1-9.19，六级词汇，耗时50天，2698个单词，很惊讶高中过后我还能再次完整的背完一本单词书，努力不一定成功，但不努力一定不会成功，坚持才是最酷的！阿米再继续加油呀！）