《九鼎历史-1113》2022-1-22 Saturday 燕郊 1/-5℃

阿Q起来，发现房间打扫干净，但他随便放的物品却找不到了。阿Q气急败坏，一时头嗡嗡响。晕倒地上。嘴里楠楠自语。阿Q喜欢乱乱的，东西在哪里，他都知道。用的时候，马上能够找到。他最烦别人收拾东西。

Ah Q got up and found the room clean, but he couldn't find the things he put casually. Ah Q was so angry that he was buzzing for a moment. Fainted on the ground. Nannan said to himself. Ah Q likes to make a mess. He knows where things are. When you use it, you can find it immediately. He bothers others most to pack up.

雪冻未解，散策郡圃

宋代 杨万里

积雪偏工霁后凝，不妨冷极不妨清。
静闻檐滴元无雨，倒挂冰牙未怕晴。
独往独来银粟地，一行一步玉沙声。
圃中散策饶君强，敢犯霜风上古城。

今天看到楼前面的坡有“滑雪”的痕迹 我还想这是怎么弄的 难道是自己带了什么工具来滑的吗 晚上体育场比赛散场看到一个大叔翻过栏杆，以一种类似海豹的姿势蹭得一下从坡顶滑了下去，手脚敏捷的令人咋舌
他的妻子在前面说“he just likes a little kid” 他女儿在后面说“he just likes a little seal”
我也好想玩啊 这也太顺滑了

Melman: Listen Moto Moto. You better treat this lady like a queen because you my friend, you found yourself the perfect women. If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect women I would give her flowers everyday and not just any flowers, okay? Her favorites are orchids, white, and breakfast in bed... six loaves of wheat toast with butter on both sides, no crust. The way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend and I'd spend everyday trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most, most amazing laugh. Well that's what I would do if were you.

梅尔曼（长颈鹿）：听着motomoto，你得把这姑娘像女王一样伺候着，因为你找到了世上最完美的女人。如果我能像你这么幸运的话，我每天都会给她送花，不是随随便便的什么野花，明白么？她最喜欢白色的兰花，早餐要送到她的床头，六片小麦土司，两面都要涂黄油，面包皮去掉，她喜欢这么吃。她哭的时候我会借她一个依靠的肩膀，成为她最好的朋友，每天都想着怎么能让她欢笑。她有着世间最最迷人的笑容。那个，如果我是你的话，我会这么做啦。