朋友坐法航，遇到个特没溜儿的空乘做机上广播。

起飞之前,"Phones are not allowed during take off. Boeing recommds so. I think they must have that recommendation for a reason. I'm gonna retire in three years, and the plan is that I make the most of it. So, please, shut down your phones during taking off".

降落之后,"When you land, you should go to see Dr Joseph at Paris main hospital. He's a specialist of ears. I've repeated 4 times that Airplane mode has to be activated. Dr Joseph will help on that".

我跟朋友说这空乘退休之后应该去说stand-up comedy[笑cry]，朋友说法国人日常喜欢这样唧唧歪歪的，火车地铁上也经常听到这种广播。

＊朋友家的可爱小狗狗

#大王的观察人间日记#
1.当我换被套的时候我会说：我最讨厌做这个了[怒]
2.当我晒衣服的时候我会说：我最讨厌做这个了[怒]
3.当我叠衣服的时候我会说：我最讨厌做这个了[怒]
4.当我拖地的时候我会说：我最讨厌做这个了[怒]
5.当我洗碗的时候我会说：我最讨厌做这个了[怒]
…………
Ｄｒ.Ｈｅ站出来总结：你每次做什么都说讨厌做这个[doge]
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我来总结：我就是单纯讨厌做家务[苦涩]
第一次看这个视角的自己 真的好搞笑哈哈哈哈哈

[围观][围观]数据科学与分析（DSA）学域今天下午将为我们带来一场zoom线上研讨会，一起期待吧：

[钟]1.10（周一）14:00-15:00，Unsupervised Probabilistic Latent Representation Learning for Discrete Data
主讲人：Dr. He Zhao, Research Fellow from Monash University
Meeting ID: 910 6220 0368
Passcode: dsat