Geometric Fair Isle Four months ago I did not know how to knit with more than 1 color of yarn at a time, but I am slowly figuring it out. (The gray & red hat uses 3 in places!) Just over a year ago I had never knit a hat & now I have made 50. You could say that I was inspired by Xiao Zhan! 四个月前，我不知道如何一次用超过1种颜色的纱线编织，但我正在慢慢地弄清楚。 （灰色和红色帽子在地方使用3个！） 一年多前，我从来没有戴过帽子，现在我已经做了50。 你可以说我是受肖战的启发！
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The plum and gray hat which I made for my nephew caught the eye of one of my nieces and I had enough yarn left from the fingerless gloves I made for her that I could make her a hat too in the gray yarn! 我为侄子制作的梅子和灰色帽子吸引了我的一个侄女的眼睛，我为她制作的手套上留下了足够的纱线，我可以让她成为灰色纱线上的帽子！
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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"