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The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
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说一下我作为一个散粉的经历与感受吧。
一年多来我一共去过四次线下，青岛、淮安、长沙、重庆。青岛和淮安不必多说，想聊聊长沙和重庆。
在长沙两天半，每天都是凌晨三四点钟睡觉，然后第二天八九点起来去现场，现场也没有阴凉地方，半天就能把人晒伤。
重庆待了三天，也都是凌晨两三点睡觉，三天一共吃了四顿饭，然后用物料来换别人帮忙扫码解锁大屏，点了饭也一口没动，结束后第二天就彻底病了。
线上呢，每天十几个轮流做数1据，最高记录一天转/发7W，应/援大屏解锁，碰星活动，一鹭，三个全天几乎24小时不停歇，我也在尽自己的所能去做物料，希望线下发给更多人。
我不是想说我有多累或者付出多少怎么样，因为我做的这些都只是九牛一毛而已，我有很多优秀的同担，我们有共同的目标，我们家的粉丝也被各种路人散粉夸奖，我们应该是团结一心的。
线上线下都很辛苦，我们不能否定任何一个人的付出，一个集体不可能不出现问题，但我们作为局外人能做的只是发现问题 提出建议，没有立场去质疑指责某个人，甚至借题发挥来宣泄自己的情绪。
因为我们有一个共同的原则：ALLFORLUZHUO
一年多来我一共去过四次线下，青岛、淮安、长沙、重庆。青岛和淮安不必多说，想聊聊长沙和重庆。
在长沙两天半，每天都是凌晨三四点钟睡觉，然后第二天八九点起来去现场，现场也没有阴凉地方，半天就能把人晒伤。
重庆待了三天，也都是凌晨两三点睡觉，三天一共吃了四顿饭，然后用物料来换别人帮忙扫码解锁大屏，点了饭也一口没动，结束后第二天就彻底病了。
线上呢，每天十几个轮流做数1据，最高记录一天转/发7W，应/援大屏解锁，碰星活动，一鹭，三个全天几乎24小时不停歇，我也在尽自己的所能去做物料，希望线下发给更多人。
我不是想说我有多累或者付出多少怎么样，因为我做的这些都只是九牛一毛而已，我有很多优秀的同担，我们有共同的目标，我们家的粉丝也被各种路人散粉夸奖，我们应该是团结一心的。
线上线下都很辛苦，我们不能否定任何一个人的付出，一个集体不可能不出现问题，但我们作为局外人能做的只是发现问题 提出建议，没有立场去质疑指责某个人，甚至借题发挥来宣泄自己的情绪。
因为我们有一个共同的原则：ALLFORLUZHUO
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