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p7噔噔噔最最最好朋友写的信
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p2这次演唱会的造型超棒 小天使！天使小亚^_^ 我的微信名得到了验证耶(σ≧∀≦)σ期待见面(✧◡✧
p3因为和前男友谈恋爱被班主任告状了so
p4是我最最最最好的好朋友！因为这个事帮我想办法 无论如何都不让我走 很感动
p5期中考完请假出去玩了一次 开明的mom 但是好像没玩什么不太开心
p6strong一下
p7噔噔噔最最最好朋友写的信
p8生煎包...想念理工
p9请假出去玩天气good 像三亚哈哈哈哈热
A clumsy denial resulting in self-exposure 此地无银三百两
Long ago, there was a smart aleck man named Zhang San.
从前有个自作聪明的人叫张三。
He had accumulated three hundred taels of silver was so happy.
他积攒了三百两银子，心里很高兴。
However, he was also worried, afraid that someone steal the money and didn't know where to store it safely.
但是他也很苦恼，怕这么多钱被别人偷走，不知道存放在哪里才安全。
He thought hard, and finally came up with a good idea.
他苦思冥想了半天，最后终于想出了自认为最好的方法。
Under the cover of night, Zhang San dug a hole behind his house and buried the silver it.
张三趁着黑夜，在自家房后挖了一个坑，悄悄把银子埋在里面。
Even after burying them, he still uneasy, fearing that others might suspect there was silver there.
埋好后，他还是不放心，害怕别人怀疑这里埋了银子。
So, he wrote seven words on a piece of paper 'There is no three hundred taels of silver here' and pasted it on the wall.
他想了又想，在一张纸上写了 ‘此地无银三百两’ 七个大字，贴在墙上。
He felt this was the safest way, so he went back to home sleep.
他觉得这样是最安全的了，便安心回屋睡觉了。
However, Zhang San's actions had been seen by his neighbor, Wang Er.
谁知，张三的举动早已被邻居王二看到了。
While Zhang San was asleep, Wang Er dug up the silver.
趁着张三回屋睡觉，王二偷偷的把银子挖了出来。
Wang Er returned to home, extremely happy to have the silver, but then he became afraid.
王二回到自己家里，见到眼前白花花的银子高兴极了，但又害怕了起来。
He thought, "What if Zhang San finds out the silver is missing tomorrow and suspects me?"
他一想，"如果明天张三发现银子丢了，怀疑是我怎么办？"
So, he also wrote seven words 'Next door Wang Er has not stolen' on a piece of paper and pasted it on the wall.
于是，他也自作聪明拿起笔，在纸上写了‘隔壁王二不曾偷’七个大字，贴在墙上。
Long ago, there was a smart aleck man named Zhang San.
从前有个自作聪明的人叫张三。
He had accumulated three hundred taels of silver was so happy.
他积攒了三百两银子，心里很高兴。
However, he was also worried, afraid that someone steal the money and didn't know where to store it safely.
但是他也很苦恼，怕这么多钱被别人偷走，不知道存放在哪里才安全。
He thought hard, and finally came up with a good idea.
他苦思冥想了半天，最后终于想出了自认为最好的方法。
Under the cover of night, Zhang San dug a hole behind his house and buried the silver it.
张三趁着黑夜，在自家房后挖了一个坑，悄悄把银子埋在里面。
Even after burying them, he still uneasy, fearing that others might suspect there was silver there.
埋好后，他还是不放心，害怕别人怀疑这里埋了银子。
So, he wrote seven words on a piece of paper 'There is no three hundred taels of silver here' and pasted it on the wall.
他想了又想，在一张纸上写了 ‘此地无银三百两’ 七个大字，贴在墙上。
He felt this was the safest way, so he went back to home sleep.
他觉得这样是最安全的了，便安心回屋睡觉了。
However, Zhang San's actions had been seen by his neighbor, Wang Er.
谁知，张三的举动早已被邻居王二看到了。
While Zhang San was asleep, Wang Er dug up the silver.
趁着张三回屋睡觉，王二偷偷的把银子挖了出来。
Wang Er returned to home, extremely happy to have the silver, but then he became afraid.
王二回到自己家里，见到眼前白花花的银子高兴极了，但又害怕了起来。
He thought, "What if Zhang San finds out the silver is missing tomorrow and suspects me?"
他一想，"如果明天张三发现银子丢了，怀疑是我怎么办？"
So, he also wrote seven words 'Next door Wang Er has not stolen' on a piece of paper and pasted it on the wall.
于是，他也自作聪明拿起笔，在纸上写了‘隔壁王二不曾偷’七个大字，贴在墙上。
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