#狗狗#趴阳台看热闹，一不小心被同伴挤下楼[允悲]狗狗：本来我是来看热闹的结果自己成为了热闹[裂开]不过各位养狗的人看了这个视频也别光顾着笑，如果自己也有这样的平台，最好加个防护网防护栏，保护一下爱看热闹的狗子[偷笑]

毕竟八卦之心，狗皆有之，更有很多狗，简直是拿生命去看热闹[允悲][允悲]

#萌宠那些事#

《#红楼梦# 》英译选段：同看西厢

宝玉听了喜不自禁，笑道：“待我放下书，帮你来收拾。”黛玉道：“什么书？”宝玉见问，慌的藏之不迭，便说道：“不过是《中庸》《大学》。”黛玉笑道：“你又在我跟前弄鬼。趁早儿给我瞧，好多着呢。”宝玉道：“好妹妹，若论你，我是不怕的。你看了，好歹别告诉别人去。真真这是好书！你要看了，连饭也不想吃呢。”一面说，一面递了过去。林黛玉把花具且都放下，接书来瞧，从头看去，越看越爱看，不过顿饭工夫，将十六出俱已看完，自觉词藻警人，馀香满口。虽看完了书，却只管出神，心内还默默记诵。

下面的英文翻译，来自大卫·霍克思。

Bao-yu was full of admiration for this idea.

‘Just let me put this book somewhere and I’ll give you a hand.’

‘What book?’ said Dai-yu.

‘Oh... The Doctrine of the Mean and The Greater Learning,’ he said, hastily concealing it.

‘Don’t try to fool me!’ said Dai-yu. ‘You would have done much better to let me look at it in the first place, instead of hiding it so guiltily.’

‘In your case, coz, I have nothing to be afraid of,’ said Bao-yu; ‘but if I do let you look, you must promise not to tell anyone. It’s marvellous stuff. Once you start reading it, you’ll even stop wanting to eat!’

He handed the book to her, and Dai-yu put down her things and looked. The more she read, the more she liked it, and before very long she had read several acts. She felt the power of the words and their lingering fragrance. Long after she had finished reading, when she had laid down the book and was sitting there rapt and silent, the lines continued to ring on in her head.

某人真的是很烦
一下子说不回来吃饭
我就窃喜的准备喝杯咖啡回家
一下子说回来了
不想去吃生日宴
我气呼呼的去买菜
赶紧回家做个快手晚餐
好好的心情被他破坏
看见他吃虾要弄到刚洗的外套上
吼了几句别把衣服弄脏了
我是没空送干洗了
[怒][怒][怒][怒][怒]
某人笑嘻嘻的拿出围裙直接围住下巴
还让我看这个三围还不好
[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]
生活真的就是这样
不能顶真
顶真就过不下去了
别说这围脖
还挺酷
[允悲][允悲][允悲]