说一件好笑的事。去年我儿刚宣Tiffany时，我去港汇门店买同款戒指。（不是梦！单纯觉得那款好看）
接待的sa很热情并表示最近很多人为俊而来。然后边上一个sa凑上来附和，说亲自给他带过手镯，见了本人真的会沉迷。她很友好的帮我包装了戒指，然后漫不经心的问：你是cpf吗？
空气顿时陷入尴尬的凝滞。她紧接着说：啊，你是wf。没事不是dw就没事。我继续沉默。这时候我老公赶紧打圆场说，那那谁情况怎么样了～ “快了快了很快就复出了”

光速离开了店。
我老公：你刚情商有点低。
我：情商再高也没法侮辱自己的审美啊。他真的很丑很丑很丑很丑。
我老公：知道了 丑真的原罪

后续是儿子推广knots系列。想去店里试试，一进去就看到cpf sa。赶紧掉头就走。服务业从业有粉籍真的很赶客！！！

Suomi NPP[钟]2022/03/06/10:05UTC[下雨]97S[话筒]JTWC:AVAILABLE DATA DOES NOT JUSTIFY ISSUANCE OF NUMBERED TROPICAL CYCLONE WARNINGS AT THIS TIME. WINDS IN THE AREA ARE ESTIMATED TO BE 25 TO 30 KNOTS.

THE SYSTEM IS MOVING NORTH-NORTHWESTWARD AT 03KNOTS.ANALYSIS INDICATES THE ENVIRONMENT IS FAVORABLE FOR TROPICAL CYCLONE DEVELOPMENT WITH BURGEONING RADIAL OUTFLOW, LOW VERTICAL WIND SHEAR (05-15KTS), AND WARM SEA SURFACE TEMPERATURES (28-29C). GLOBAL MODELS ARE IN GOOD AGREEMENT THAT 97S WILL REMAIN GENERALLY QUASI-STATIONARY AND MEANDER WEST TOWARDS MADAGASCAR, HOWEVER THE TIMING OF WHEN 97S REACHES WARNING CRITERIA DIFFERS, WITH GFS INTENSIFYING THE DISTURBANCE TO A TROPICAL STORM WITHIN 24-36 HOURS WHILE ECMWF HOLDS THE INTENSITY BELOW TROPICAL STORM STRENGTH UNTIL LANDFALL.

#跟Bobby叔叔学地道英语[超话]#中国结 Chinese knots
例句:
The traditional Chinese knots are one of the most common festival decorations in China.
在中国，中国结是非常普遍的节日装饰之一。

真经解析:经常有学生把typical和tradition搞混。typical典型的，tradition传统，traditional传统的。#雅思口语##雅思# https://t.cn/A6xuEE0x